Surprisingly, Angie Houston recently told Ellis County News that she
is expecting a baby pig as her first child.
Houston alleges that one night she came home from a night of playing
miniature golf and was pounced on and raped by a 400lb boar named
“People think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my story,”
Houston said. “They ask how the pig would get my panties off to mount
me. I wasn’t wearing any panties is how! This pig been hot for me for
years. Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a
hundred times. This is just the first time he successfully got inside
Angie’s father Don Houston who supports her claims said.
“Angie knows she can’t have s*x until she’s married and she promises
“Pete’s always been an ornery pig, so it’s not surprising he raped our
daughter. After this incident, I butchered Pete out. The bacon I made
him into is helping feed Angela and her baby; after all, she’s eating for
two now and needs a lot of extra meat.”
Angie reportedly has refused to see an obstetrician to check her and the
baby’s health or get a sonogram to see what the potential “pig baby”
might look like.
“I just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks like,”
Angie said. “My hope is that that it’s not a mutant pig of some kind and
it just comes out looking like a normal human baby, which I feel, will
be the case.”
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